Heather has always had a soft spot in her heart for animals, and when she and Sister Frod were driving down the road and saw this box turtle trying to cross, she thought it would get killed and so decided to "rescue" it. They knew a member with a nice yard who would let the turtle live there, so they stopped and picked the critter up.
Well, turtles are fairly docile (but stubborn!) little amphibians, and Ned (his/her/its new name!) really didn't care to be handled. Apparently when Sister Frod took him for a picture, he did what animals do when they're frightened or startled.
Yep. You guessed it. Whizzed on poor, unsuspecting Sister Frod. Isn't nature wonderful?
Is that a look of satisfaction on little Neddie's turtlebeaky face? Looks like it to me...!>